Seven steps to hangover recovery!

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With the impending silly season, and lack of training due to being locked down for the better part of 2020, I fear that we’re all…
Party-Unfit.

Before you strap on your strappy shoes and hit the town, arm yourself with knowledge of how to handle tomorrow.

These steps are tried & tested
by yours truly.

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1) Drink shit-loads of water

All through the night if you need.
If you wake up - drink - repeat!
If not, start as soon as you can in the morning. ⠀

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2) Shower.

You’ll feel 5 million times better with this step alone. ⠀



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3) Clean ya teeth.

Same as the shower; life-changing!⠀



3.5) if your head feels like it’s squeezing it’s own skull inside out?
Pain-killers. Pronto!⠀

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4) Salt.

Suggestions include:
Vegemite on toast
Hot chips
Cold chips (crisps)
Souvlaki
Burger
Haloumi cheese
Bacon. ⠀

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5) Sugar.

I normally sort this via a cuppa sugary tea but left-over Christmas chocolate or a good old-fashioned cupcake will also suffice. ⠀


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6) Fizzy Drink.

Ginger beer is my top recommendation but anything from mineral or soda water all the way up to a dirty can of cola should tick that box.

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7) Hair of the dog.

This step is to be taken with caution... too soon & it’s just wrong.

But when the hang-over’s a real killer, this is often the only one that offers a glimmer of hope, a small street sign towards the road to recovery. ⠀
Top recommendations:
Beer
Bloody Mary
Vodka lime & soda


That’s it. Easy eh?!

Good luck. ⠀
Take it slowly & welcome back to the land of the social butterfly!!!!


This has been a public service announcement. ⠀

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